New Yorker | contributor Nov 2020 - present
my personal faves even though all of them are really good
I’m a Person of Color and Everyone Is Suddenly Interested in Me—Something Bad Must Have Happened
We at Instagram Want You to Know That if You Don’t Use Reels We Will Hurt You and Your Family
How Immigrant Parents Say “I Love You” (Shouts & Murmurs Print Issue, Dec 2021)
A Letter of Appreciation for All the Men Who Haven’t Sexually Harassed Me
I’m a Billionaire Politician, but Here’s Why You, a Regular Person, Have to Save the World
An Honest Maid-of-Honor Speech at a Pandemic Wedding (Best of New Yorker Shouts 2020)
Ugh, Dating Is So Hard These Days When You’re an Insufferable Person with a Bland Personality (Best of New Yorker Shouts 2021)
more New Yorker pieces
Family Members at Thanksgiving, Ranked
An A.A.P.I. Heritage Month Wish List
A Breakup Letter from the U.S. Government to Big Oil
The Guy Who Writes Confusing Parking Signs Explains Body Autonomy
If Social-Media Apps Were Parties You Were Obligated to Attend
Black-History Facts You Think Might Be True Because Your School Never Taught You Black History
Villainous “S.N.L.” Hosts We’re Excited to See Next
Help! I’m Watching a Christopher Nolan Movie Without Subtitles
“All I Want for Christmas Is You” and Five Other Things I’m Sick of Hearing
Relationship Advice from Your Aunt Who Has Been Divorced Six Times
Reductress (a satire Mag)
my faves
White Man Terrified Of Walking Street Alone At Night In Case Stranger Calls Him Racist
Police Remind Community That ‘Pride’ Wouldn’t Even Exist Without Them
Friend Who’s Uncomfortable Talking Politics Totally Cool Discussing How She Got Railed Last Night
Uh-Oh! New Co-Worker Setting Dangerous Precedent By Responding To Emails Within Minutes
How to Answer, ‘Where Are You REALLY From?’ When You’re From the Lost Island of Atlantis (headline only)
more Reductress pieces
Woman in Meeting Hopes She’s Not Bothering Anybody By Bringing Up Good Point
QUIZ: Are You Basic Or Is Everyone Basic But Thinks They Have to be ‘Different’ Due to Our Individualistic Society? (headline only)
Hypocrite? This So-Called Socialist is Earning Money at Her Job (headline only)
Woman Diagnosed As Highly Susceptible to Targeted Instagram Ads
Unbeknownst to Its Immense Power, Grandma Texts ‘K’ (headline only)
Nation’s Scientists Urged To Take Break From Finding Cure For a Lil’ Bit
Study Finds Constantly Refreshing Inbox Has No Effect On Fate
New Polls Predict Unprecedented Turnout to Therapy
New Study Confirms There’s Something Wrong With You for Sure
Vaccinated Woman Says Tearful Goodbye to Dent In Couch Where She Sat for Past Year
5 Ways to Cover Up Your Hot Outfit When You No Longer Want to Be Perceived
Intimate! This Woman’s Letting the Guy She’s Sleeping With See Her Meds
Woman Collapses from Overexertion After Drawing Eyeliner Perfectly on Both Sides
How to Overthink Every Achievement Until It Becomes a Bad Thing
Millennial Fondly Remembers When ‘Gossip Girl’ Was Just Toxic Rich People Fucking
Friend Who Followed Her Dreams Unfortunately Doing Pretty Well
Suspicious! Handsome Man With Job Wants to Date You
The Hard Times
Biden-Harris Campaign Promises to Fund More Black-Owned Prisons
Body Positivity Movement Afraid It Might Be Inclusive of White People With Dreadlocks
Opinion: We Should Reform, Not Abolish, the Forest Fires
How To Separate the Art From the Artist’s Annoying Social Media Presence
Flexx Mag
Illinois Resident Mourns Slight Damage To His Favorite Multinational Chain Retail Outlets
Immigrant Student Embarks On 4-Year Degree To Steal Job From Citizen
Points In Case, Slackjaw, Little Old Lady Comedy
my faves
other works
Here are the love languages of the world’s foremost tyrannical leaders.
Can We Align on the Intention Behind This Date?
These are all the times you can protest your government.
If My Hinge Bio Were Honest About My Anxiety
Everything That Could Go Wrong When A Girl (ME) Asks A Guy To Coffee.
I’m So Sorry to Hear About Your Break-Up That We All Saw Coming.
QUIZ: Which Devastating Side Effect Of COVID-19 Are You?
Different Points In The Conversation To Take Off Your Glasses & Reveal That You Are Secretly Hot